Due To The Recession The Three Kings Cut Back On Their Spending This Year
You Just Know Jesus Isn’t Going To Be Happy
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Adams ‘poised for administration’ Correction
We would like to apologise for our early morning additions error in which we claimed that the Sinn Fein president Gerry Adams had gone into administration. We of course meant to confirm that the UK childrenswear retailer, Adams had in fact applied to go into administration.
Queen’s 2008 Speech Addresses Downturn
Queen Elizabeth II gives her 2008 Christmas speech. This year she chose to change her normal elegant clothing for clothes that reflect the recession her subjects are currently facing.
Pope Speaks of Peace In The World?
Speaking from the Vatican, the Pope prayed for the opponents of the “twisted logic of conflict and violence” I take it he wasn’t listening to his own twisted logic of conflict when speaking out about non heterosexual genders?
THE RANK NEWS: spoof news and satire 