UN To Go Cap In Hand After Gaza Ceasefire
Meanwhile, two boys play at being Israeli Commanders amid the rubble of homes in Jebaliya, northern Gaza. It is estimated that about 21,000 homes were destroyed in Israeli attacks. The UN will launch an appeal for $613m to help people affected by Israel’s military offensive in Gaza, the body’s top official says.
Peer reveals ‘cello scrotum’ hoax
A top doctor has admitted her part in hoodwinking a leading medical journal after inventing a medical condition called “cello scrotum”. However reports coming out of Hollywood show that a well known celebrity has suffered from a similar condition since birth. It is not clear if the actor has ever played the cello but it … Continue reading
Office joker only stopped laughing when joke went wrong
An office joker was reduced to silence after having the tables turned on him after 10 years of cruel unacceptable jokes on co-workers. Mr David Blain was your typical irritating office joker who constantly found mirth at the expense of others. It has been reported that he was brought near to tears today after his … Continue reading
Guantamino Bay Earmarked For New Tourist Attraction Denial
Fairground groupie Sandy Brown, Idaho, upon hearing about the news confirmed, ” I am looking forward to the new Waterboard themed ride everyone is talking about but not quite happy about the funny coloured boiler suites we may have to wear!” The owners of the new attraction Continental Importers Attractions would not confirm nor deny … Continue reading
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