Apple Introduce Their Latest Product In The Shuffle Range


Apple have today launched their latest product in the highly successful shuffle range it’s publication arm confirmed. The new “I-Shuffle Off This Mortal Coil”, has been a surprise addition to the corporations range of high-tech products.

The one touch coffin has been developed for the funeral parlours and chapel of rest homes across the world. With a larger easy to use wheel you no longer have to wait for your love one’s coffin lid to be removed. At a single touch you can view your loved one or relative instantly via the large digital display screen. In addition the new product allows music to be played whilst they wait to be buried or cremated.

The new “I-Shuffle Off This Mortal Coil” comes pre-loaded with hits like:

“We’ve Got To Get Out Of This Place” – The Animals.

“Going Underground” – The Jam.

“Great Balls Of Fire” – Jerry Lee Lewis

” The End” – The Doors

The new “I-Shuffle Off This Mortal Coil” will go on general sale in the next month or two and will be priced at around £1,500 in the UK and $350 in the USA.

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