11 | January | 2009 | THE RANK NEWS: spoof news and satire

Children’s Games That Just Didn’t Sell?

Posted by GregB on January 11, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Filed under children, games, gary glitter, not fun for the family, paedophile, police

The Queen Has Had Enough Of Prince Harry

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Filed under Prince harry, queen elizabeth, racist row, the queen

Nazi Gnomes Storm Dragons Den

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The BBC has received a number of complaints after 2 of the Dragons Den panel invested £50.000 for a 25% share of a company which makes Nazi gnomes. The gnomes which are made by a firm in London stand at 2ft tall and shout “Hi Hitler” when a person walks past them. A spokesman for … Continue reading →

Filed under Adolf hitler, bbc, bbc complaints, dragons den, nazi

Poltergeist Activity Not All It Was Said To Be

Posted by GregB on January 11, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Investigators called in to a retirement home in Bradford due to reports of poltergeist activity have called off the investigation today. Dr Ken Stott of the Institute of Psychokinesis Research at York University confirmed that the poltergeist activity had been called in to question after a detailed research was made over the weekend. The loud … Continue reading →

Filed under bradford, foul smells, loud noises, poltergeist, poltergeist activity, retirement homes, sudden movements