February | 2009 | THE RANK NEWS: spoof news and satire

The Global News Terrorists Can Confirm Their First To££er Of The Week

Posted by GregB on February 28, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Ryanair’s chief executive Michael O’Leary announced that his airline was considering charging passengers £1 to use the toilet on flights. If true it looks like Ryan Air will be the only ones taking the Pee on the industries most money grabbing budget airline this year. We congratulate Mr O’Leary for once again not considering the … Continue reading →

Filed under budget airlines, in flight suffering, michael o'leary, ryan air

Prince Charles Reminisces About His Public School Days

Posted by GregB on February 27, 2009 · 1 Comment

Filed under prince charles, Prince harry, prince william, royal family

Disney Characters Arrested By Hollywod Police Department

Posted by GregB on February 26, 2009 · Leave a Comment

The Hollywood Police Department confirmed today that seven suspects have been arrested after a street brawl with prostitutes. Those arrested were engaged in a no holds barred fight with a group of working ladies. An eye witness who was crossing the lights at the scene stated that they had never seen such a site in … Continue reading →

Filed under disney, hollywood police department, LAPD, seven dwarfs, snow white