Butlins Open Guantánamo Bay Themed Holiday Camp

Butlins announced today they are to open a new holiday camp based on Guantánamo Bay. The new £80 million pound complex will be built in Moss Side in Manchester and will be finished by 2012. Miss Paige Turner who is head of Bultlins said “this will be an truly unique family experience. Once a family arrives here they will be stripped naked and will be bound together by rope. They will then enjoy our extensive range of activities which include sleep deprivation, water boarding and electric shock torture”.

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