Newcastle FC Fan Sexually Attacked By Male Zebra

The British consulate in Kenya has confirmed that a 27 year old Male has been sexually attacked while on safari in Kenya. The man who cannot be named for legal reasons was enjoying the trip of a lifetime when the incident happened. Tour Guides were shocked when a rampant male Zebra ran towards the man and proceeded to mount him. One guide said “all we heard were loud screams. It was all over in about a minute”. One theory is that the zebra was attracted to the markings on his football shirt. The man is recovering in a nearby hospital he told our reporter today. ” I can’t believe i have been violated in such a way’.

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