Newcastle FC Fan Sexually Attacked By Male Zebra
The British consulate in Kenya has confirmed that a 27 year old Male has been sexually attacked while on safari in Kenya. The man who cannot be named for legal reasons was enjoying the trip of a lifetime when the incident happened. Tour Guides were shocked when a rampant male Zebra ran towards the man … Continue reading
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Butlins Open Guantánamo Bay Themed Holiday Camp
Butlins announced today they are to open a new holiday camp based on Guantánamo Bay. The new £80 million pound complex will be built in Moss Side in Manchester and will be finished by 2012. Miss Paige Turner who is head of Bultlins said “this will be an truly unique family experience. Once a family … Continue reading
Public Transport Commuter Shocked Journey Is Devoid Of Freaks.
A 43 year old office worker was shocked today to not be irritated by tramps, drug addicts or mental patience on the no 10 bus from Liverpool to St Helens during his homeward journey. The passenger felt almost cheated of the next day’s conversation with his co-workers when it became quite apparent it was going … Continue reading
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