March | 2009 | THE RANK NEWS: spoof news and satire

Jacqui Smith Sex Film Scandal

Posted by GregB on March 30, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Filed under jacqui smith, mp expenses, new labour, sex film, tax payers money

G20 Sumit To Hit Economic Iceberg

Posted by GregB on March 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Filed under angela merkel, g20, gordon brown, london, titanic, world economic crisis

Chester Zoo Deny Making Cutbacks Due To Credit Crunch

Posted by GregB on March 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Filed under credit crunch, recession, world economic crisis, zoo

Fearful Bankers Told: Dress Down To Dodge Rioters

Posted by GregB on March 28, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Filed under bankers, bbc news, police, rioters

The F.A. Have Taken Action Over Christiano Ronaldos Constant Falling Over Looking For A Free Kick

Posted by GregB on March 26, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Filed under christiano ronaldo, football association, free kicks, Manchester united, sir alex ferguson

Teenager paints 60ft phallus on roof of family home

Posted by GregB on March 26, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Phil Mcrackin , 19 climbed onto the flat roof of his parents home and daubed the symbol of a giant cock using a tin of white emulsion from B+Q. He was quoted as saying ” I did it after reading article about Google Earth and thought it would cool if people could see it on … Continue reading →

Filed under 60ft phallus, big breasts, big cock, penis painted on roof

Gay Trees Found in Secluded Woodland

Posted by GregB on March 25, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Filed under cock, gay and lesbian, kinky sex, nature, trees

President Medvedev and Prime Minister Putin Struggle To Win Power

Posted by GregB on March 24, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Filed under mouse trap, power games, president medvedev, prime minister putin, russia

US Army To Pull Out Of Iraq But One Platoon May Have To Fight On A Little Longer

Posted by GregB on March 24, 2009 · Leave a Comment

US Military confirms that a full withdrawal from Iraq is imminent. After 5 years of often intense fighting it looks like a withdrawal will happen sooner rather than later. The current conflict has entered an important stage, Pentagon sources have confirmed. However, it has come to light that after a mix up with military orders … Continue reading →

Filed under america, american millitary, arab airport, iraq, millitary intelligence, platoon, president obama, tie rack