SUMO WRESTLERS TRAIN IN RIVER OF CHOCOLATE


As the new sumo season approaches the traditional Yummyyummai took place in the sacred chocolate river: Mikkywai. Every year the sumo wrestlers, who have shed their fighting weight, over the closed season gather on the banks of the Mikkywai and feast in the chocolate river which is naturally occurring and flows out of the sacred volcano Mount Cadburyrama. The wrestlers fight for the chunkier bits floating in the middle as a bit of pre season contact gets them into shape along with the billion calories they stuff down their necks.

Although it may seem a pointless exercise we can see from the picture below what happens if a sumo who completed the Yummyyummyai tangles with a sumo who hasn’t !

By SLAP

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