US Army To Pull Out Of Iraq But One Platoon May Have To Fight On A Little Longer


US Military confirms that a full withdrawal from Iraq is imminent. After 5 years of often intense fighting it looks like a withdrawal will happen sooner rather than later. The current conflict has entered an important stage, Pentagon sources have confirmed.

However, it has come to light that after a mix up with military orders a full platoon has been fighting in and around a Tie Rack Shop at an undisclosed Arab airport. Due to the nature of military intelligence and the insistence of using “need to know” orders one platoon has been left stranded at the airport for the last 6 months unaware of the mix up.
Captain Lance Armstrong confirmed that they have been under constant attack particularly during the Christmas period when a half price sale on floral and paisley ties was announced. President Obama would not comment on the recent disclosure but did say they are trying to tie up all loose ends to ensure all military personnel are repatriated back to American soil.

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