Ryan Air To Tax Fat People On Future Flights

Ryan Air once again looks to increase its revenue by suggesting a new Fat Tax for all future passengers on their flights. The idea is to make life more comfortable for regular and skinny passengers. Should this new move proceed it Will further help to bolster the fortunes of the fat cat shareholders at Ryan Air.
No confirmation has been forthcoming as to how this new tax will actually be applied as yet. We can confirm that rumours of Fat Concentration camps have been denied as total speculation. Rumours abound however, that rest assured that should camps be deemed to be profitable then nothing as yet can be totally ruled out as far as this airline is concerned.
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