World Leaders Thankful Swine Flu Has Taken Economic Crisis Off Font Pages.


Today world leaders spoke out about the possible Swine Flu Pandemic. At a secret meeting held within a germ free environment, world leaders gathered to discuss the on going fear over Swine Flu. They also thanked their collective god’s that something had removed the global economic crisis away from the front pages of every tabloid and broadsheet newspaper across the world.

President Obama praised Mexico for taking the brunt of the current crisis and also praised the flu virus for transforming itself into a far more deadly decease. Gordon Brown did not go as far as praising his Party for developing the new flu strain but did confirm that the Conservative Party would never have been able to produce such an escape from media scrutiny with their lack of vision and policies.

Both France and Germany blamed America and Britain for the new scare saying that their actions in Iraq and Afghanistan could be behind the emergence of such a deadly infectious decease. However, they still thanking their lucky stars that papers were reporting something other than the economic crisis. The Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi would not comment on the current situation but did notice a female junior secretary in a figure hugging A-Line skirt.
A Senate member from Massachusetts upon hearing of the meeting confirmed his view that all that was needed was for women to start having fits and hallucinating and they can start burning women as witches again, like the good old days.
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5 Responses to “World Leaders Thankful Swine Flu Has Taken Economic Crisis Off Font Pages.”
  1. Anonymous says:

    nice one!p.s did you see mock the week last night?Frankie Boyle: Dear BBC, last night I watched a very interesting programme on Nigella Lawson baking bread. And in the process, I just about ripped my cock off! v.funny!!

  2. ”and they can start burning women as witches again, like the good old days”, you can go off a person you know………….

  3. Anonymous says:

    ‘figure-hugging pencil skirt” would work better, i know these things being a woman…

  4. Anonymous says:

    You couldn’t make it up!! http://www.heatworld.com/Article/10264/Chanelle-/BB-stars-latest-victims-of-swine-flu”Chanelle Hayes and Chantelle Houghton were rushed for urgent medical tests last night, amid concerns that they may have contracted swine flu. The BB pair had been holidaying in Mexico when the deadly virus broke out, and it’s now feared that Chanelle could have potentially spread the disease to the entire Middlesborough football team. Chanelle is dating a midfielder from the team, and if she has passed it to him then the whole squad may be at risk. Blimey! All this swine flu stuff is getting scary”

  5. Anonymous says:

    Silvio Berlusconi is a complete pig!! When i read about the way he behaves i feel soooo angry!!!!!!!!!!!

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