Jones Found Not Guilty Of Assault However, Jury Still Out On Other Charge


Actor/hard man Vinnie Jones was cleared of assault yesterday by a jury in Sioux Falls. The former football player turned actor was found not guilty of assault in a bar in South Dakota last year.
Although the actor was found not guilty on the lesser count of assault he is currently awaiting confirmation on the juries verdict on his wooden acting skills. The reason for the amount of time taken to reach a verdict has been down to the lack of enthusiasm by the jury to actually want to sit in a room and watch Mr Jones’ films.
Above is an exclusive picture of Mr Jones playing super villain Juggernaut in an X-Men Movie.
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2 Responses to “Jones Found Not Guilty Of Assault However, Jury Still Out On Other Charge”
  1. Anonymous says:

    it was cos of Vinnie Jones’ existence in this world that i decided to become a lezza…

  2. Anonymous says:

    i’m writing a play-within-a-play (working title: ‘Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney are Dead’) specifically for Vinnie Jones to star in, do you think it’d be a hit?

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