D.O.P.E Den is announced

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has responded quickly to reports from GNT that he was preparing to set up an illegal drug den within 10 Downing Street. The PM’s press officer, Humphrey Dumphrey, has announced that the PM will be adding an extension to Downing Street to set up a new Department to investigate MP’s expenses.

The Department Of Personal Expenses (D.O.P.E) will have its offices within number 10 and will be lead by the current Mayor of London, Boris Johnson. (photograph above taken after hearing the news)

Mr Johnson himself is no stranger to controversy. However, his claims for expenses where very small. Mr Johnson claimed 50p for a new comb, £8.99 for a map of London and £12.50 for a train ticket to Hogwarts.

Mr Johnson can be found at Kings Cross station every Tuesday at 2pm, looking for platform 9 and three quarters.

One Response to “D.O.P.E Den is announced”
  1. Anonymous says:

    ha ha, -clever!

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