MP Claims ‘Duck Island’ In expenses

The MP expenses scandal continues to role out more shocking claims. Tory MP Sir Peter Viggers admited to claiming £1,645 for a ‘duck island’ for his garden pond.

GNT investigators have gained photographic evidence of the alleged ‘duck island’ which apparently shows members of the Royal Family shooting at paparazzi journalists. You can clearly see from our photograph Prince’s Philip, Harry and William holding their 12 bores and emptying their barrels into the air as warning shots.

Sir Peter has refused to speak to GNT reporters, but made a short statement claiming he had done nothing wrong, and announcing that the only reason he claimed for a ‘duck island’ was that they had run out of elephant bouncy castles at B&Q.

More shocking expense claims to follow…

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