Woman Was Devastated When Imaginary Lover Was Found Cheating On Her.

40 year old woman was devastated when her imaginary lover was found to be cheating on her. Miss Penny Saunders from Birkenhead was in deep shock having found text messages from another woman on her imaginary lover’s mobile phone. Miss Saunders, who has lived on her own since her parents emigrated one day whilst she was in 3rd year senior school without even saying goodbye, was in floods of tears we are informed.

The couple had, it can be confirmed, planned to wed early next year near. The news has come as a shock to Miss Saunders close friends and relatives who were unaware of the relationship never mind any split.

When asked how Penny and her boyfriend’s relationship existed Penny had the following to say, “We met over a year ago, I was at the lowest ebb, when Mark introduced himself to me. I was shocked after all it’s not every day a good looking man like Mark bothers to look at someone like me. He was a tender caring boyfriend and I just didn’t expect something like this to happen. Admittedly we had our problems from time to time, sex being one of them. After all I have to admit he left most of the work to me but I didn’t mind, well not always.

Miss Saunders has confirmed that this will be the last time an imaginary lover breaks her heart the way Mark has. She also confirmed that she is going to possibly start celebrity stalking in order to take her mind off the whole affair. Peter Andre and Katie Price have shown great interest in this news due to their marriage split failing to continue to make the front page news due to lack of interest from the general public
2 Responses to “Woman Was Devastated When Imaginary Lover Was Found Cheating On Her.”
  1. Anonymous says:

    are you talking about me?

  2. Anonymous says:

    cos u can go off a person you know… :0)

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