Riot Police Called In At Elton John Party

At approximately 6.45am riot Police were sent into a private party at Elton John’s Mansion. It is believed the party which was attended by 80-100 men was to celebrate the release of his new record ‘Always enter through the back door’ which is out in 2 weeks. A senior Police chief was quoted as saying ” after a lot of complaints from neighboring properties we had no choice we had to go in. Some of the things going on in there were shocking. Three of my officers have been sent for counseling after the event.”.

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