Doctor Caught Up In Blood Diamond Mix Up

A general practitioner in Stoke Newington has complained to the police after his surgery was swamped with phone calls from international mineral companies today. Dr Albert Congo who has just recently opened a new surgery in the London Borough of Hackney was shocked when his reception was flooded with call from around the world trying to illegally obtain blood diamonds in order to sell on the world market.

Dr Congo who was forced to close the surgery early due to its phone lines being blocked with hundreds of calls has asked that the companies concerned cease using the surgery telephone numbers forthwith. ” It is shocking that this type of thing can happen in this day and age. Surely companies are well aware that trying to buy such diamonds is against international law? I have not asked for this type of attention nor welcome it. This is a doctors surgery not an area plagued with rebels, in fighting and corruption.” Dr Congo stated to our reporter Eric Shun outside the Hackney Town Hall Council Chambers.

“As for being told by a fellow practitioner that they have heard rumours that Forces of the Congolese Liberation Movement have been spotted advancing towards my receptions area half an hour ago I am speechless.” Dr Congo further confirmed.

Dr Congo has lodged a complaint also with the United Nations over the matter. However, the United Nations Council has confirmed that is not likely to act upon such an incident. This being mainly due we have been notified to not wishing to upset the International Mineral Companies involved in the matter.


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