Davina McCall To Stop Having Sex Now Big Brother To Be Axed

TV Presenter Davina McCall was saddened to here that the long running reality TV show, Big Brother is to end. Miss McCall has presented each and every show since it first aired in 2000. The reality show is due to end with series 11 next year.

Davina expressed her sorrow as well as breast milk when asked about the axing of the show by Channel 4. The TV presenter who has been pregnant during each of the last 10 series voiced her concerns over the demise of the ailing show, “It was a shock certainly as I was hoping to be pregnant once more in time for the next series. It now looks like I will have to go back on the pill again. Do they let you be pregnant on the BBC?”

The head of Channel Four, Julian Bellamy confirmed that the long running show had been one of its most influential programmes. He wanted to thank all who had managed to keep the standard of banality at a high level for such a long period of time. “It is not often one show captures the attention of so many brain dead imbeciles and thankfully we at Channel Four were at the for front of this standard of televisual programming.”

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