Fed Chairman Confirms Recession Likely Over, Well Kind Of
WASHINGTON: In his first speech since he was reappointed, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said the recession is “very likely over.” He based his findings on his vast experience working for the Federal Reserve as well as those closer to home. He announced his conclusions in front of experts and Washington insiders at the Brooking’s … Continue reading
Cartoon Police In Hunt For Jessica Simpson’s Missing Dog
Jessica Simpson’s beloved maltipoo Daisy was grabbed by a wild coyote that then vanished with the small dog, the singer wrote via Twitter Monday night. “My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes.” she Tweeted. An eye witness who saw the incident happen confirmed that the … Continue reading
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