Cartoon Police In Hunt For Jessica Simpson’s Missing Dog

Jessica Simpson’s beloved maltipoo Daisy was grabbed by a wild coyote that then vanished with the small dog, the singer wrote via Twitter Monday night.

“My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes.” she Tweeted. An eye witness who saw the incident happen confirmed that the coyote was last seen speeding away in an ACME van at high speed.
The message, which also offered a reward, asked that anyone with information about the caramel-coloured pup e-mail her on her gmail address.

A slew of followers left messages for Simpson on Twitter.
“I’m praying that you find her and she was able to defend herself. Meep! Meep! my heart hurts for you Meep! wrote @roadrunner.
Simpson, 29, has offered a reward to anyone who can reunite her with her 5-year-old, caramel-coloured dog preferably all in one piece, Detective B. Bunny confirmed at a press conference this morning.

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