Dan Brown Books: No One Owns Up To Buying Them

Dan Brown’s latest book has broken all records for first day sales after it had been bought by millions on its opening day of release.

The sequel to his first international hit “The Davito Code” suitably titled “The Lost Thimble” was met by near indifference from all quarters of the writing world. The new book we are able to conclude without reading a single page continues to seek out the truth behind an age old mystery. That being why, a very small actor with a gruff irritating voice chosen for leading roles in Hollywood movies?

Dan Brown himself was said to be shocked and yet pleased that people are still thick enough to want to read crap he writes. The latest release is set to become another charity shop best seller once the publicity and hype have died down one rival publishing house announced.

We trawled the streets this morning to see if we could find anyone willing to admit they read Dan Brown books. As expected we were unable to find a single person willing to own up to the fact.

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