Mayan Prophesy Contingency Date Maybe Required

End of the world believers are to meet up in the next 6 months to iron out a contingency plan should 2012 come and go without a whimper it was announced today. Followers of the Mayan prophesy are looking forward to the convention to be held in New Orleans mid September 2010 organisers have confirmed.

The ancient Mayans, based on star charting, prophesied that December 21, 2012 would be the end of the world (or at least some form of universal catastrophe).

It looks like everyone can look forward to a weekend of doom and gloom with like minded people. Organisers have confirmed that children are welcome to attend the weekend event.

Expo manager, William N Radamus confirmed, “The earlier we can get children worried about their impending death the better. There are far too many happy go lucky teenagers out there and hopefully we can scare the bee Jesus out of them all in September.

Part of the Expo experience will incorporate cinema rooms. Visitors will be able to watch disaster films like Meteor, 2012 and Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo. Also planned are a series of traditional Mayan blood lettings as well as the ubiquitous suicide rooms for those who cannot wait 2 years.”
Group leaders of the 2012 Society have welcomed the gathering. “It’s been a long time coming. Our members will be concerned should they not all die in 2012 I can assure you. Some of the group were former members of both the Doomsday and Millennium Death Cults. They are now worried what they will do if yet again another prophesy fails to come true”, their spokesperson confirmed.

Experts have ruled out 2013 being an alternative year for total destruction due to 13 being a very unlucky number.

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