Piers Morgan’s To Star In Britain’s Got No Driving Talent
Britain’s Got Talent judge Piers Morgan has said he deserved a “God damn good thrashing from the courts” after being fined for speeding in Brighton. The 45-year-old was caught by a fixed speed camera in Preston Road on 13 November doing 51mph in a 30mph zone. It happened after he had judged a so called … Continue reading
Kelly Osbourne Caught In ‘Slimming’ Spray Talent Controversy
Kelly Osbourne caught in ‘slimming’ spray talent controversy Kelly Osbourne has been thrown in the centre of controversy after becoming the face of a fake talent advert, claiming the product increased her “A” list celebrity status and made her appear almost talented. The 25-year-old appears in the advert as blonde and exuberant with singing, acting … Continue reading
British Poor Rejoice At Rich Resurgence In Fortunes
The Poorest in the nation rejoice as the UK’s super-rich have seen resurgence in their fortunes. According to the Times Rich List the collective fortunes of the top 1,000 on the list have risen by 30% in the past year – the biggest jump in the list’s 22-year history – to £333.5bn. Last year the … Continue reading
North Korean torpedo ‘hit by South Korean ship ’
The sinking of a North Korean torpedo last month was caused by a South Korean naval ship a North Korean news agency claimed yesterday — which could be one of the worst acts of military provocation since the Korean War. The sinking of the torpedo by the corvette Cheonan on March 26 was a deliberate … Continue reading
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