Unite Union To Recruit Volcanic Ash For Future Strike Action.

All flights in and out of the UK and several other European countries have been suspended as ash from a volcanic eruption in Iceland moves south.
Up to 4,000 flights are being cancelled with airspace closed in Norway, Sweden, Finland and Denmark among others. The airspace restriction was the worst in living memory, a spokesman said.

UNITE the union that attempted to bring similar chaos to flights in and out of the UK over the Easter bank holiday weekend are contemplating recruiting the volcanic ash due to its ability to bypass UK Law and disrupt all major airports.

The union said it looks foreword to meeting the volcanic ash later on this week. “If we can come to some agreement with the volcanic ash then who knows, we may actually make people’s holiday plans as miserable as we have always wanted them to be .”

Government sources denied that parliament will be seeking to rush through laws to prevent such natural disasters from joining UK unions as mere unfounded poppycock.

Unite have not confirmed if foreign nationals can join Unions in the UK. Nor if they have an Icelandic interpreter on hand for their meeting. A spokesperson for British Airways confirmed that they felt such a natural disaster joining forces with UNITE as unbelievable. They also stated that such dirty tricks as despicable seeing as it in no way favours B.A. hatsoever.
One passenger at Glasgow told the BBC: “I’m meant to be going to Lanzarote. We’ve travelled from Oban, leaving at 3am. Now we’ve decided we might as well just go home and do a bit of gardening.” Rumours that in some parts of Scotland shops are now selling deep fried volcanic ash are as yet unfounded experts have confirmed.

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