Gary Neville Warns United Players No More Kisses If Title Not Won



Gary Neville has warned his Manchester United team mates that they can forget any further on the field kissing if they lose the title race.Sir Alex Ferguson and his players were left distraught after hearing the news about Gary’s kissing ban. Ronaldo, now playing for Real Madrid was rumoured to be close to returning to his former club after photos hit the national and international newspapers at the weekend. “This was the passion I craved whilst at United but never received.” Ronaldo was overheard saying to his new team mates at Madrid’s training camp.

United’s journey to Anfield on May 2 which will give Neville’s team mates hope, even though Liverpool’s leading scorer Fernando Torres will be missing. The game comes just 72 hours after Liverpool’s Europa League semi-final second leg against Atletico Madrid, and it is their proud record of 18 titles which United are hoping to eclipse. But Neville, the player who epitomises United’s hatred of Liverpool, is wary of the dangers of praying for a Chelsea slip-up and then failing to do their own job – especially with in-form Tottenham arriving at Old Trafford on Saturday.

“The fundamental thing we have to focus on is winning our remaining three games rather than concerning ourselves with other teams. I hope my kissing ban will spur the lads on to work harder. I am even prepared to have a shower before the game and wear flavoured lip balm if the lads do their jobs properly,” he said.

“We have to get those points on the board because it doesn’t matter what Chelsea do if we don’t win our games. People probably thought the championship would have been decided by us dropping points at Manchester City and Chelsea winning at Tottenham, but that wasn’t the case.

“Obviously, we would prefer if Garry puckered up more as the season comes to a close. I even offered to give him some of my famous hair-dryer treatment but he refuses to put out. He is a man of principle I will give him that, many a man would be brought to tears by now under this much pressure. We will have to stand by his decision and hope we win. It will break the lads hearts if Gary leaves his kissing lips at home if we don’t bring another title home to the club this season, ” Sir Alex confirmed.

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