Daily Mail Readers Wowed By Cameron’s Ability To Walk

The Daily Mail newspaper expressed its amazement today when David Cameron placed one foot in front of another and walked on solid ground. The incident occurred when the Prime Minister walked to the House of Parliament instead of taking his customary chauffeur driven car. An eyewitness who was busy taking photographs for the newspaper confirmed that Mr Cameron looked to be actually breathing the same air as normal people in the street.

Fellow pedestrians stopped in their tracks as the dashing charmer strolled the few hundred yards from Number 10 Downing Street to the Palace of Westminster. Alan Kershaw 42, from Nottingham was almost bowled over by the sight, “It was wonderful to be in London on such a wonderful occasion. Last year when I visited the capital I was only beaten up and mugged this tops everything!”
Sky News’ Adam Boulton called this bold step as “the greatest act of self propulsion ever seen on British soil.”
Nick Robinson, head political editor at the BBC remarked upon hearing the news,”If he carries on at this rate he will be claiming for secondary shoes on his expenses bills.”
The nation holds its collective breath as to what the new Prime Minister will do tomorrow. Rumours in Whitehall are implying the Prime Minister may even be able to balance a book on his head whilst walking in a straight line. This however is as yet merely a rumour and is very unlikely to occur whilst the Prime Minister is walking to work during rush hour due to health and safety issues.

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