Childish Laughter Cannot Be Contained As Swine Flu Medication Is Still On Sale


The rising numbers of British men sniggering at the name of the medicine used to fight swine flu cannot be contained it has been confirmed by government officials. The number of reported incidents of men stifling their laughter due to doctors mentioning Tamiflu is causing concern across the nation.
Local general practitioner, Ken Stott, blamed the problem on a long held tradition of double meanings which is too deeply routed in the nation. “We have been receiving far too many cases at the moment and I am afraid the NHS may collapse under the stain of it all!”
Prime Minister David Cameron is believed to be due to mention the crisis at the next Prime Minister’s Question Time.  Fears are being uttered already that the members of the house may just be as unlikely to contain their sniggering also. The Speaker of the House has asked for all party’s to curtail any desire by politicians from both sides of the House in submitting any possible medical expenses on their claims.
A spokesperson for the Department of Rude Utterances has confirmed that trying to contain the mirthful laughter is no longer an option. After 30 odd years of Carry On films it would appear there can be no stopping this type of childish laughter.
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