Country Alliance Call For Fox Hunting Ban To Be Lifted

The Country Alliance as well some Tory back bencher’s have called on the government to remove the ban on fox hunting today.

After a week  in which a fox entered a house and attacked two young children a call has been made to give the rich their weekend sport back.

We have learnt that the Country Alliance have successfully forced the Metropolitan Police to issue photo’s of three suspects who may have information about the attack.

A spokesperson for the Country Alliance said, “This attack has to be revenged. The government should do the right thing allow us to wear our red jackets again and hunt the vermin down the way we used to.”

When asked why the DJ Dr Fox was named as a suspect the Alliance spokesperson said, “have you ever listened to his radio show? That damned man should be hunted down and hung drawn and quartered for what he has done to the entertainment industry!”

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