New Apple I-Coffin Out Now

The new Apple I-Shuffle Off This Mortal Coil has been released today to rave reviews from industry leaders. Relatives looking for better coffin designs for their loved ones have also praised the new product by Apple.

The funeral industry has welcomed the new look design by the makers of the much hyped I-Pod and I-Pad. The sleek designs come in a wide range of fashionable colours and allows with one touch of a wheel on the coffin lid to see your loved ones rotting corpse during the church ceremony.

A much higher priced model is to be introduced within the next 6 to 12 months. The Deluxe model will have pre built I-Tunes songs like Going Underground by the Jam, Ashes To Ashes by Visage to name but a few.

Retailing at just under £2000 – £3500 it is a must for those who are planning a head for their own or a love one’s funeral.

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