Brokeback Coalition Outed By David Davis

David Cameron was last night facing a mounting backlash over his power deal with Nick Clegg after Conservative MP David Davis allegedly ridiculed the partnership as the ‘Brokeback Coalition’.

The Right-winger won the private backing of some Tory MPs after reportedly comparing the link-up with the Liberal Democrats to Brokeback Mountain, the Oscar-winning film about two homosexual cowboys.

Both Cameron and Clegg have denied that they are sharing more than a cabinet office. A Downing Street spokesman confirmed “The rumours are rather childish and merely sour grapes on Mr David Davis part. As for Mr Cameron being overtly keen to enter camp David whilst on his American visit to see President Obama, that is purely a misunderstanding I can assure you all.”

A Parliamentary body has today announced that they are looking into the expenses of both the Prime minister and Deputy Prime Minister but as yet neither cowboy hats, leather chaps or any other cowboy paraphernalia has been found.

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