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Parishioner Shocked Jesus Appears In Church

Posted by GregB on July 27, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Jesus shocks church goers by appearing during a church meeting and not on a slice of cheese or a coffee cup stain. Congregation at the church which witnessed the apparition were still recovering last night from it all. “It has shocked me I don’t mind telling you!” Mrs Mary Robinson confirmed. “One minute I was … Continue reading →

Filed under church, jesus, religion, vatican · Tagged with church, jesus, parishioners, vatican

Rank News At The Movies: Alternative Poster

Posted by GregB on July 27, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Filed under movie posters, movies · Tagged with bert&ernie, big bird, cookie monster, mr hooper, rubber duckie, sesame street

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