The Rank News Magazine September Issue

The Rank News Magazine has a religious feel to it this month as we go behind the recent scenes of the controversy within the Catholic Church. Rest assured your favourite magazine is still full to the brim with its usual Gossip and Celebrity News.

Attention Porn Fiends : Look At This Ass!

Putin And Medneved Talk Shop

Paris Hilton Denies Cocaine Use After Arrest

Paris Hilton was released from a Las Vegas, Nevada, jail Saturday morning after being arrested late the night before on suspicion of cocaine possession, police said Saturday. Related Articles Paris Hilton Arrested in Vegas on Cocaine Charges (popeater.com) Paris Hilton Arrested on Cocaine Charge (blippitt.com) Paris Hilton Arrested For Cocaine Possession!!! (perezhilton.com)

The Ascent Of Man

NEWS IN BRIEF

45 YEAR-OLD BACHELORS EFFORTS A WASHOUT

Button In Tragic F1 Accident

Alternative Movie Posters Hurt Locker

The Rank News Alternative Movie Posters: Hurt Locker.

Richard Littlejohnson : The columnist who loves Britain so much he lives in Florida

I see the lefties at the annual limp-wristed bumming-bonanza that is the Edinburgh Festival are up to their usual tricks again this year. Yet again they announce the shortlist for the Comedy Award and yet again my old mate Jim Davidson can’t get a look in. So rather than do the patriotic thing and recognise … Continue reading

Pope to Make Cheryl Cole Catholic Church’s 1st Living Saint

Pope Benedict XIV will crown his state visit to the UK next month by announcing a momentous break in tradition for the Catholic Church. For the first time in its almost 2000 year history, the Church is set to canonise a living person and that person is to be our own Angel of the North, … Continue reading

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