Clegg’s In Charge Whilst Prime Minister Is On Holiday

In an historic move a Liberal Leader finally has the opportunity to place his cup of tea on a Prime Ministers desk whilst David CAmeron goes on holiday we can confirm. MPs close to Mr Clegg have declared that this day will go down in their party’s history as one of their greatest achievements in the last 88 years.

“Nick was at last allowed to enter David Cameron’s inner sanctum without having to be summoned by the boss. I have also been informed by a reliable contact that Nick even dunked a couple of Digestive biscuit in his tea whilst reading a report on Samantha Cameron’s latest fashion tips. Further more I hear he didn’t even flinch when he splashed a few drops of tea on to the highly polished table.” Sir Barrington Carrington enthused early this morning.

The deputy Prime Minister’s first duty in charge was to dispel rumours that Chancellor George Osborne checks MoneySavingExpert.Com for tips on helping the economy.

“I can assure you all that this rumour has no truth to it at all. George is an extremely efficient Chancellor although for the life of me I cannot think of one single policy he has produced since taking office. Besides which I doubt he even knows how to turn a computer on!”

The Deputy Prime Minister has a busy week ahead of him in David Cameron’s absence.

The Deputy Prime Minister’s Secretary has confirmed that Mr Clegg’s will be opening an OAP Housing Unit near Kidderminster.

Other appointments this week will be launching a new scheme called Adopt a Nuclear Defence Policy and finally he will be meeting a delegation of Triads from China at 10 Downing Street. It is rumoured that Mr Clegg will be presenting the delegation with a selection of gold plated pirate DVD’s ranging from the latest blockbusters to adult movies in recognition of their contribution to international trade.

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