That Lib/Dem Manifesto Does Have A Use After All

Lib/Dem leader Nick Clegg spoke out after months of rumours that his parties manifesto was useless.
After weeks of working together with the Conservative within the coalition government the Lib/Dem party have found a use for their long forgotten manifesto.
Manifesto
The current Deputy Prime Minister denied that this parties manifesto wasn’t nothing more than rubbish.
“I can assure you our manifesto has come in handy around the office and on at least one occasion at a dinner party.”
The Lib/Dem Deputy Leader, Simon Hughes had the following to say on the matter, “At least our recycling credentials has remained in tact if not our party policies or values. We managed to recycle the main bulk of the copies of our manifesto the instant we climbed in to bed with the Conservatives.”