Weekly Horoscopes
Aries Narcolepsy causes problems this week when your new job driving a school bus on a busy motorway gets a little bit messy to say the least. Leo Gruff looking men keep stopping you and asking you the strangest of questions. It may be a good idea to stop meeting your friends near the area … Continue reading
1 in 5 Americans now think Obama is a lesbian space werewolf
A shocking survey today reveals that a staggering 1 in 5 Americans now believe that not only is President Obama not an American but that he is actually not even a heterosexual human Earthling. The survey, undertaken by leading internet pollsters Poll-ari, was commissioned to investigate to what extent the American public believed … Continue reading