US Army Pulls Out Of Iraq But One Platoon Lost In Transport Fights On

Posted by GregB on August 26, 2010 · Leave a Comment 

After the recent withdrawal of American Troops from Iraq news reaches our news desk that High Command are looking into a dangerous situation that may stall the current withdrawals.

It has come to light that after a mix up with military orders a full platoon has fought in and around a Tie Rack Shop at an undisclosed Arab airport. Due to the nature of military intelligence and “need to know” orders one platoon has been left stranded at the airport for the last 6 months unaware of the mix up.

Captain Lance Armstrong confirmed that they have been under constant attack particularly during the Christmas period when a half price sale on floral and paisley ties was announced. President Obama would not comment on the recent disclosure but did say they are trying to tie up all loose ends to make sure all military personnel are repatriated back to American soil.

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