NEWS IN BRIEF

Posted by GregB on August 28, 2010 · Leave a Comment 

45 YEAR-OLD BACHELORS EFFORTS A WASHOUT

FLORIDA – Bed wetting is not a sex sport Adult Entertainment industry confirms.

45 year-old Jimmy O’Brien of Pensacola Beach, Florida learned to his regret today after home videos he made in his bedroom were returned via a waterproof parcel from UPS from some of the top American film producers.

O’Brien has been saturating the industry for months with his home-made films he produces in the comfort of his own waterproof bed. The 45 year-old bachelor was upset after receiving the news that his form of adult entertainment was not what the industry was looking for. Apparently he simply lay back on his bed and relaxed his bladder for a period of 1.5 minutes his 68-year-old mother confirmed.

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