News In Brief:Bed Bugs Eating In Tonight


Bed Bug

Ainsworth, Nebraska: That group of bed bugs Peter Abramovich has tried to ignore all week are sure looking forward to spending some more quality time with him when he turns in for the night. From his deluxe King Sized bed they watch in anticipation as the reluctant Mr Abramovich slowly slipped between the luxury fitted sheets for another restless night of itching and scratching. As soon as his nocturnal sleep pattern kicked in and the usual loud snoring from Mr Abramovich could audibly be heard, his new-found room mates moved in. As the night passed the fattest of the bed bugs turned to his friends and remarked happily, “He’s our bitch now!”

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