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Sod Jesus It’s All About Keeping Kids Obese!

Posted by GregB on October 1, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Supermarkets are reluctant to stock specially branded Easter eggs which mention Jesus on the packaging, the Church of England said yesterday. The chocolate eggs are being produced by the Church next Easter after it found that none of the 80 million on sale this year had a religious theme. The packaging around the £3.99 Real Easter … Continue reading →

Filed under humour, News Items · Tagged with Chocolate, Church of England, Easter, Easter egg

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