Government Bans Violent OAP Game As Wii Version Causes A Stink

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The Government today has banned a controversial video game for old aged pensioners for the Nintendo Wii. The new game in which you have to negotiate your mobility scooter through a series of violent tasks has caused outrage with Age Concern.

Margaret Ansell a spokes woman for Age Concern welcomed the move by the Coalition Government. “Thankfully this disgraceful video game has been banned. I have seen some of the levels in the game and was utterly shocked at some of the missions people are meant to play. The colostomy bag spillage at the post office was particularly distasteful. I have called for all our customers to cease from buying this game for their grandchildren as it utterly stinks!”

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