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Police To Come To Dogger’s Aid New Report Confirms

Posted by GregB on October 8, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Police in Scotland we have learnt have been ordered to protect ‘Doggers’ indulging in outdoor sex with strangers from hate crime. It appears that police have been ordered to stop anyone taking in part in illegal outdoor sex being abused or verbally taunted as it can cause them to suffer post traumatic stress. An extraordinary … Continue reading →

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