News In Brief: Cameron Unveils Defence Cuts


raf to be reduced in size

It was a cold early morning when four RAF pilots headed not towards their expected planes for flight training but to a disused air hangar. After David Cameron had unveils the extent of the Defence cuts the Royal Air force pilots were each provided with AIRFIX model plane kits in order to carry on with their training.

Commander Fergus ‘Feltch’ Jockstrap confirmed that the new recruits had shown great aptitude and skill in brandishing their glue and paint brushes and working on their replica planes with great gusto.

“I have been assured by the Prime Minister this morning that although the cuts will be deep there will be enough model planes, glue, paint and string to last us for years to come.

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