Rooney Wants To Try Some Of Those Old Spanish Birds Sir Alex States

Sir Alex Ferguson has confirmed that Wayne Rooney wants to leave Manchester United and won’t enter into contract talks.

The Old Trafford boss insisted he had never fallen out with the striker and is ‘dumbfounded’ by the his change of heart. And in an extraordinarily frank interview before Wednesday’s Champions League game against Turkish champions Bursaspor, Ferguson questioned the striker’s respect for the club.

“It comes to something when a young man cannot find a good bit of brass in Manchester, I can tell you!” A disheartened Sir Alex looked dejected as he opened his heart to the press. “I wouldn’t mind he’s had more choice shagging prostitute here in Manchester than he ever would have had on the streets of Merseyside. To be honest I blame Christiano Ronaldo for all this, filling Wayne’s head with stories about Spanish brothels.”

Ferguson insisted he had never had an argument with his star striker and insisted that Rooney had suffered an ankle injury against Rangers in September – despite contradictory comments by the 24-year-old.

The 68-year-old kept the door open for contract talks to resume but conceded: “There’s no offer on the table for Wayne because they’re not ready to listen to an offer. But there’s always an offer there for Manchester United to negotiate with a player. That’s still there. Look I would even dress up myself in women’s clothes if it meant the boy would stay at the club but I just know at 68 I am not old enough for him.”

Christiano Rinaldo was not available to confirm if he has been involved in turning Wayne’s head but copy of a photo sent to Wayne’s email address from Madrid may shine a little more light on the matter.



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