David Kelly Coroner To Look Into Claim That JFK ‘Headbutted Stray Bullets’

  The Doctor who carried out the post-mortem examination of Dr. David Kelly that was released to the public today has announced that he is to look into the mysterious death of American President John F Kennedy.

Nuclear Submarine Runs Aground Off Skye

The Royal Navy’s newest and largest attack submarine HMS Astute has run aground off Skye, the Ministry of Defence (MoD) has confirmed. The Royal Navy however, will not confirm if in fact it was Prime Minister David Cameron, Chancellor George Osborne and Cabin Boy Nick Clegg who were at the helm of the run aground submarine. … Continue reading

Rooney Accepts 5 Year Deal At Manchester United.

Wayne Rooney today ended speculation over his future at Manchester United by signing a further 5 year contracted to stay at Manchester United. United boss Sir Alex Ferguson said: ‘I’m delighted Wayne’s agreed to stay.’ Rooney stated: “I said on Wednesday the manager’s a genius and it’s his belief and support that convinced me to … Continue reading

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