Rooney Accepts 5 Year Deal At Manchester United.

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Wayne Rooney today ended speculation over his future at Manchester United by signing a further 5 year contracted to stay at Manchester United.

United boss Sir Alex Ferguson said: ‘I’m delighted Wayne’s agreed to stay.’

Rooney stated: “I said on Wednesday the manager’s a genius and it’s his belief and support that convinced me to stay besides all that extra money I will be getting.”

The England international, who will be out for three weeks after injuring his ankle during training on Tuesday, added: ‘I’m delighted to sign another deal at United. I’ve spoken to the manager and the owners and they’ve convinced me this is where I belong’

A visit to Rooney’s 4 million  Cheshire mansion by 30 United fans it has been speculated may have had something to do with the change of mind by the 24-year-old player. Rumours are circulating that this may have been a tactic Sir Alex has introduced to stop any further unhappy players from failing to sign new contracts with the club.

An eyewitness to the mob’s visit to the Rooney’s mansion confirmed that it was very frightening. ‘There must have been 30 of them just standing around looking intimidating. I over heard some of them discussing sending a group of 5 year old’s around to Gary Neville’s house  in order to intimidate him from turning up at the club as he scares people with his looks.’

‘Rooney Denies Rumours’

Rooney has denied his U-Turn over his playing at Manchester United has anything to do with a new clause in his contract in which high-class hookers will be flown in to help him with his training. However, he did concede that a clause that allows him a finger of fudge at the Irlam Old Age Pensioners Home was in fact true.

Rooney wished it to be known that rumours of a possible move to Spain as unfounded and stated ‘I cannot even talk English never mind Spanglish!’

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