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A nation of misguided deluded fools were shocked yesterday to learn that the nations favourite Geordie Lass mimed on the X Factor.

The gullible audience watched the 27-year-old take to the stage with black tape strapped around her legs and little else as she sang her new single.

But rumours have been swirling that she sang live in the middle of ‘Promise This’ but mimed the rest.

Cheryl was forced to comment on the uproar created after her miming performance.

‘I’m sorry pet if me fans are not happy with me singing like but I did nearly die 12 weeks ago you know. It isn’t often fans get to hear a near dead Diva like me  sing two lines to one of their songs now is it?’

‘It’s what our fans expect it’s auto-miming at its best’, Simon Cowell beamed after the show

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