As Paul The Octopus Dies German Police Search For Suspect
Paul the Octopus, who rose to worldwide fame for correctly predicting the winner of several World Cup 2010 games, died at the age of 2 1/2. The lifeless body of the octopus was discovered in his tank early Tuesday morning according to a spokesman at the Sea Life Aquarium in Oberhausen, Germany. It has been … Continue reading
Glenn Beck Finally Convinced by Theory of Evolution With Discovery Of “Half-Monkey, Half-Person”
Lachrymose Fox News presenter Glenn Beck has made a sensational U-Turn today on his claim that the theory of evolution was “ridiculous” because he had yet to see a “half-monkey, half-person” after he saw this amazing evidence on ESPN.
Weekly Horoscopes 25-29th Oct 2010
Aries Your invite to Darth Vader’s quarters will bring you a whole lot closer to a dark-force you never even new existed. This is sure to bring water to your eyes. Leo Opportunities in love are all around you today so it looks like your application to the local swingers club was a success. Sagittarius … Continue reading
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