News In Brief: Huge Swelling Gives Viewers A Warm Front

San Angelo – Texas

May Brockelman was idly watching her TV whilst she waited for her two children to come home from the shopping mall with her husband Al. She fleetingly thought about flicking over channels when her day just got better.

“I was just about to switch channels when the news  weatherman gave a warning about a large swell creating a thunderstorm shooting  across the state. All of a sudden the screen behind him caught my eye. Thankfully my husband was out with the children otherwise he would have felt more hung up about his manhood than he already is.”

May’s neighbours have agreed to meet up the next day to see if the weather report shows if the swelling enters the eye of a storm or not.

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